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Here's Laura Silverman meeting Arthur Kade [Jul. 6th, 2009|12:56 pm]
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You can skip the first minute or so.(Why can't you link to YouTube videos at a specific time, yet?)

This skips the first 40s to get to the good bit:

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(no subject) [Jul. 4th, 2009|09:54 am]
Wow, I read the transcript of Palin's resignation speech, but you need to watch the video to really appreciate the full rambling insanity.

Apparently this isn't the beginning of a run for the presidency, where resigning her term early would be a liability and open her up to charges of having 'cut and run'; the lefty blogs are saying that she's about to be indicted for embezzlement.

My favourite bit of the speech is when she says the world "needs more Triggs". Perhaps she's going to retreat into her Fortress of Solitude, and while Todd patrols the area on a snowmobile, she'll force a slave army of evil stem-cell researchers to create a virus which gives everybody in the world Down's Syndrome. Except her. That way, her estimation of how much smarter she is than everyone else will match up with reality.

A heartbeat away. Terrifying.
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Together at last [Jul. 3rd, 2009|06:44 pm]
If you're not familiar with Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light (TM), the franchise peddler of terrible kitsch paintings depicting weirdly glowing cottages (who has also extended his brand to terrible novels, terrible movies, sinister housing developments and ripping off his franchise owners) - well, now is the time to become familiar with him.

He's teamed up with Disney to produce Tinker Bell and Peter Pan Fly to Neverland, which I reproduce here as a lovingly hand-retouched JPEG:

Cut for heart-rending beauty )

Only a painter with Kinkade's mastery of perspective could get both the Clock Tower and Tower Bridge in the frame like that.
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Steve Connor is, in fact, shit at his job [Jul. 3rd, 2009|09:23 am]
So some scientists found out that wild sheep on a Scottish island are getting smaller, because the warmer nights due to climate change mean that smaller lambs can survive without freezing to death, thus bringing down the average size of animals across the whole population.

Interesting, but the problem is that stupid journalists feel they need a more sensational angle than that, so they have portrayed this example of natural selection as somehow going against established evolutionary theory.

The excellent anthropologist and blogger John Hawks points out the problems in MSNBC's coverage of the story, which were largely reproduced across the media.

Now, to be fair, the lazy unqualified hacks are clearly all regurgitating the same university press release, because they include a silly quote from one of the scientists who carried out the study:

"According to classic evolutionary theory," Coulson added, the sheep "should have been getting bigger, because larger sheep tend to be more likely to survive and reproduce than smaller ones, and offspring tend to resemble their parents."


Mmm, if 'classic evolutionary theory' always said that larger animals do better, then it would have been abandoned as soon as the first pygmy variant of a known genus was found. It's not survival of the biggest, it's survival of the fittest (as in the most adapted to the environment).

Either Coulson was quoted out of context, or his university PR dept decided to fabricate a quote to make the story seem more exciting. Either way, the silly quote led hacks to extrapolate into outright fucktardery like this from the MSNBC story:

The study upends the belief that natural selection is a dominant feature of evolution, noting that climate can trump that card.


So now we've gone from a study showing sheep adapting to a warmer environment through natural selection, and somehow concluded that natural selection isn't a dominant feature of evolution!

Now we get to Steve Connor's take on the story:

How global warming shrank St Kilda's sheep

Subhead (probably written by a subeditor, but left uncorrected online): "Darwinism turned on its head as milder winters allow smaller lambs to survive"

Body copy: "For nearly a quarter of a century the wild Soay sheep on the windswept Scottish island of Hirta have been getting smaller when evolution should have made them bigger."

There's even an unsigned editorial which regurgitates the line about the study conflicting with "classic evolutionary theory", and suggests that maybe humans will "follow where the sheep lead" - because obviously a major cause of infant mortality is cold nights, so when the climate gets warmer, humans will totally get smaller in response, amirite?

It's not that Connor is unqualified, because according to this he has a zoology degree. It must be just that he's too lazy to bother doing a minute of critical thinking about whatever press release turns up in his inbox that day.

In conclusion, Steve Connor is shit at his job.
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Weird shit you see on Walworth Road #323 [Jul. 3rd, 2009|12:02 am]
When I got home, some woman was ringing my doorbell. She told me that she was from "number 242" and that she had been boiling the kettle to feed her son when the electricity meter ran out. She wanted to borrow £6 from me to feed the meter, because her partner wouldn't be back until 4 in the morning and her son was screaming.

I pointed out that there were cash machines just down the road, and she said that she didn't have access to her partner's account.

I felt really bad about lying and telling her I had no cash available, because I wasn't entirely sure if she was conning me or not.



Thinking about it, it was obviously a lie - if she was feeding an infant (which is presumably the implication of the detail that she needs to "boil the kettle" - to make milk from infant formula), then where was he? Unattended in a dark house? And who doesn't have a bank account of their own, or a joint account, or a credit card? And why did it have to be £6 rather than £2?

What made it particularly plausible was that she'd been ringing my doorbell just as I walked up. It seemed unlikely that she'd have timed it so perfectly. Of course, she'd been ringing the bell hoping to con whoever answered, and it was just coincidence that I'd showed up then.

Because she was middle class and well-spoken, I was biased towards believing her, and it was only my general acquired London instinct to ignore sob stories that led me to make the right decision.

Of course, if one of my neighbours really does find themselves in a pickle, there's a danger I won't believe them, especially with plausible con people like that around.

I wish I had asked her to take me to her home and introduce me to her son. Actually, I wish I had told her to wait while I got some cash, then called the police. Actually, I wish I had just kicked her in the cunt. What an awful person.
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Sarah Palin is an awful person... [Jul. 2nd, 2009|12:59 pm]
...reveals Vanity Fair article.

More than once in my travels in Alaska, people brought up, without prompting, the question of Palin’s extravagant self-regard. Several told me, independently of one another, that they had consulted the definition of “narcissistic personality disorder” in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders—“a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy”—and thought it fit her perfectly. When Trig was born, Palin wrote an e-mail letter to friends and relatives, describing the belated news of her pregnancy and detailing Trig’s condition; she wrote the e-mail not in her own name but in God’s, and signed it “Trig’s Creator, Your Heavenly Father.”


Mmm-hmmm.

But more importantly, they also mention her official Twitter account:

http://twitter.com/AKGovSarahPalin
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Three things make a post [Jul. 2nd, 2009|11:59 am]
* The delicious Steve Connor smackdown is still going on. It's a faint glimmer of hope that free, instantaneous communication can bring an end to error and confusion, rather than serving to promulgate it. Next up: new-fangled 'telegraph' to end all wars.

* I wish I could make more productive use of the days, but having to be all enthusiastic and "up" in the evenings makes me feel like sitting around in my pants the rest of the time.

* Stop complaining that it's hot. You liked driving around in your first car, didn't you? You rationalised your exotic holidays and your weekend breaks abroad, and you pretended you were going to pay into some fraudulent carbon offsetting scheme, even though you knew it wouldn't do anything... You like eating whatever fruit you want all year round, and eating meat every day, don't you? Maybe you drove your car to the farmer's market sometimes to make yourself feel better... Well, now you have to pay, because it turns out that reality continues to take precedence over public relations, and Nature still cannot be fooled.
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Using my powers of internet argument for good, instead of evil [Jul. 1st, 2009|01:54 pm]
Steve Connor, a science journalist for The Independent, heard about a meeting of critics of science journalism, including Ben Goldacre, and took ill-informed exception:

The medics met in a pub in London last night to explain why the "mainstream media's science coverage is broken, misleading, dangerous, lazy, venal and silly". All three speakers are gainfully employed by the public sector so they don't actually have to worry too much about the sort of pressures and financial constraints the mainstream media are under. But they nevertheless condescended to offer some advice on the sort of "best practice guidelines" I should be following, for which I suppose I should be eternally grateful.

But their arrogance is not new. Medical doctors in particular have always had a lofty attitude to the media's coverage of their profession, stemming no doubt from the God-like stance they take towards their patients.


Pretty much everybody quickly pointed out that two of the three speakers aren't "medics" and the meeting hasn't happened yet.

And in the LJ-powered comments section of the article, everybody else (including yr humble correspondent) smacked Steve Connor the fuck down.

I recommend having a look before the mods determine that we're violating Steve Connor's safe space and interfering with his difficult job of spreading lies about vaccines. He's under so many pressures and financial constraints, and those children won't kill themselves!
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Fun [Jul. 1st, 2009|08:37 am]
As Dr Alex Comfort said, sex is the most rewarding form of adult play. Which means that if you don't like to play games, you're probably bad at sex.

If you don't want everyone to know how bad you are at sex, why not come and play an evening of very cool games? Including a frickin' laser maze?



Fire Hazard Games (my collaborator on an upcoming project) is running a games evening on Saturday 11 July, from 9pm to 11pm. It's called Play Dead and it's loosely themed around zombies and other preternatural beasties.

These are games where you run around in real life: crawling through a real laser maze, shooting 'zombies' on Hampstead Heath, sneaking past actual real people who are playing guards... It's all the things you've seen in the movies or done in a videogame, but this time you are using your actual meat body, which makes it 400 times more exciting, and also good exercise.

Tickets are £3 if you hurry:

http://fire-hazard.net/play_dead.html

Let's face it, you'll probably be hanging around Hampstead Heath waiting for it to get dark anyway, so you may as well come.

And, yeah, believe it or not, I really am still going to Soho Theatre every night and making people play a game I invented. It's not just some florid mental breakdown I'm having. It's really happening. It was on Radio 4, remember? They even pay me (although I think my dry-cleaning bill is going to dramatically reduce my profit if the weather stays like this).

And since not enough people I know have come yet (although thanks to [info]mrs_leroy_brown, [info]pippaalice, [info]offensive_mango, [info]piratemoggy and [info]ruudboy for coming along), I will note one more time that you can come and play in the Soho Theatre bar at 9.30pm every night until Saturday inclusive, with a 5pm matinee performance on the Saturday also.

I have to get to the theatre at 8 or so to set up and promote the game during the interval, so that's why I can't come to all the fun events you've been inviting me to.
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(no subject) [Jul. 1st, 2009|07:28 am]
I wasn't allowed into Garlic and Shots last night because it was lesbian night. But I identify as lesbian! This is discrimination on the basis of gender.
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Ponzi! reviewed on Radio 4 Saturday Review [Jun. 28th, 2009|10:12 am]
Skip to 18:10 on the iPlayer
or download/play the relevant bit here thanks to [info]scissorkicks.


Bridget Kendall: "I rather liked [it] ... pulling you in in a different way."

Tom Sutcliffe: "[a] very good way of meeting people ..."

When did this journal just become a constant stream of self-aggrandisement? I am become the very thing I hate most. :(

Still, if just four of you show up to play Ponzi! next week, I will never speak of it here again.
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Doctor Who?? [Jun. 27th, 2009|03:13 pm]
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Best. Viral marketing campaign. EVER.
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Michael Jackson's Moonwalker [Jun. 26th, 2009|09:59 am]
Via MissCay, Michael Jackson's videogame legacy:



Looks like fun.
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That game shit again [Jun. 24th, 2009|11:17 am]
Here's a 'trailer' for a game I designed, edited by the spectacular [info]corlimey:



If you want to play a different game I designed, come to the ground floor of the Soho Theatre bar at 9:30 tonight, or any evening between tonight and Saturday (plus Saturday matinee session at about 5pm).



Awesome retro poster design by [info]vodka_fairy...
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It just goes to show you can't be too careful [Jun. 19th, 2009|11:19 pm]
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Two cheers for a free press [Jun. 19th, 2009|12:47 pm]
The British press may be hysterical and only vaguely accurate, but at least having them around ensures that when riot cops slap people around on video, the cops get suspended.

Meanwhile, in Tehran:

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Not sure how I found this [Jun. 19th, 2009|12:18 pm]
The Atheist Apocalypse )
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Banana dogs [Jun. 19th, 2009|11:28 am]
My algorithm for finding Internet lolz is basically to read the items shared by [info]humanfemale's Google Reader friends who all hate me.

That's how I found Superpoop:











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Apropos of nothing [Jun. 18th, 2009|09:11 am]
Your sacred right to the privacy of your "locked" entries, which you intend to be restricted to your Internet "friends", does not in fact outweigh your duty not to libel other people, make physical threats about other people, or encourage your Internet "friends" to threaten people with violence or wrongful arrest.

You'll find that the law and your employer will agree.

Just saying.
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From the awesome rational-thinking site Less Wrong [Jun. 18th, 2009|09:09 am]
The Catchy Fallacy Name Fallacy

When you read an argument you don't like, but don't know how to attack on its merits, there is a trick you can turn to. Just say it commits some fallacy, preferably one with a clever name. Others will side with you, not wanting to associate themselves with a fallacy. Don't bother to explain how the fallacy applies, just provide a link to an article about it, and let stand the implication that people should be able to figure it out from the link. It's not like anyone would want to expose their ignorance by asking for an actual explanation.
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